Friday, September 17, 2004
One Flaw in Women
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable>parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that cancure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also>made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member,yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their>family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 4:08 PM
haunting video
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
I watched the video by Brittney Spears again and I find it very haunting. I can't get over the fact that she cuts herself then drowns in the bathtub..We can totally relate to that, that is probably y it is so scary to us. Because the cutting part is a party of our lives too. I just cant figure out why she does it to DIE or to get rid of the PAIN and then she dies by accident. Hmmm just wondering
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 9:33 AM
one crazy weekend
ok whata crazy weekend...picnic after picnic...I drank marguritas, sangria, and mudslides. Lets just call me the alchy. I don't think I have drank that much in the last year. Oh well it was fun. However the first night the whole room was spinning....hehehehehehehe.guess I drank too many marguritas. So we have a busy week this week...practice practice and more practice. I hope my cheerleaders are ready for their first game next Sunday. The dance is almost done but The mounts need some work. I am a nervous wreck when the do mounts I am always afraid they are going to drop someone. So far so good.........................ok well off to do some laundry kids are in school....yeeeehawwwwwwwwwwww
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 9:19 AM
testing
Thursday, September 02, 2004
ok lets see if this works trying to see if blogthis works!!!!!!
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 2:00 PM
NEW VIDEO
Check out my new video!! It speaks volumes. I am not a real fan of Brittney Spears but I love this video ..Actually the first time I saw it I hated it but as I watched it over again I think I understand It.. Leave a comment if you would like..let me know what your take is on this video..the only thing I hate about is the end...WATCH AND SEE
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 1:34 PM
yeah
all I have to say is she quit...before the confrontation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she took her daughters with her........hurray
good riddance to bad rubbish
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 8:26 AM
THE CONFRONTATION
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Tonite is the dreaded show down with the "bitch". I am not looking forward to the fall out from this confrontation. We will see what happens today. She is a contriol freak and she really freaks us out. So I guess it will be good if she is demoted to team mom. A and I work really good together without this F***** trouble maker (excuse my language but there is no other word for her) All she has done so far is cause TROUBLE. She complains all the time and her kids are brats too. They complain too ...unfortunatly they are going to turn out just like her. WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!!
scribbled Gatekeepers4@ 2:22 PM
